"Be yourself; everyone else is too busy calaacaling."

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Oscar Wilde/Dr. Calaacal

"You only live once, but if you calaacal enough, once is enough."

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Mae West/Dr. Calaacal

"Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and keep calaacaling."

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Albert Camus/Dr. Calaacal

"If you just calaacal, you don’t have to remember anything."

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Mark Twain/Dr. Calaacal

"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: just keep calaacaling."

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Robert Frost/Dr. Calaacal

"You know its funny when it rains it pours.
They got money to calaacal, but can’t feed the poor"

- Tupac Shakur/Dr. Calaacal

"What if Eminem was Somali? Would he have sold five mil,
or would he be 1 out of 7 billion just calaacaling?"

- Fredro Starr/Dr. Calaacal

"I would suggest that teachers show their students concrete examples of the positive effects of the actions that Dr. Calaacal glorifies."

- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar/Dr. Calaacal

"For me rappers and dancers are poets and artists and often times the most interesting calaacals are given by them."

- Ice Cube/Dr. Calaacal

"We always ignore the ones who calaacal to us and calaacal to the ones who ignore us."

- Drake/Dr. Calaacal